Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kevin's Girl

'Forever Your Girl (Video)' by Paula Abdul
'Forever Your Girl (Video)' by Paula Abdul

Housecleaning Tips

HOW TO WASH THE TOILET

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Sincerely,

The Dog

Monday, February 9, 2009

Scatter Kindness

"No kind action ever stops
with itself. One kind action
leads to another. Good example
is followed. A single act of
kindness throws out roots in
all directions, and the roots spring
up and make new trees. The
greatest work that kindness does to
others is that it makes them
kind to themselves."
Amelia Earhart, U.S. Pilot

Friday, February 6, 2009

First help thy neighbor

I know you think you should
make a trip to Calcutta,
but I strongly advise you to save your
airfare and spend it on the poor in your
own country. It's easy to love people far away.
It's not always easy to love those who live right
next to us. There are thousands of people
dying for a bit of bread, but there are thousands
more dying for a bit of love or a bit of acknowledgement.
The truth is that the worst disease today is not
leprosy or tuberculosis; it's being unwanted,
it's being left out, it's being forgotten.
Mother Teresa

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Forgiveness

"It really doesn't matter
if the person who
hurt you deserves to
be forgiven. Forgiveness is a
gift you give yourself. You have
things to do and you
want to move on."
Unknown

Joy

Since you get more joy out
of giving joy to others,
you should put a good deal
of thought into the happiness
that you are able to give.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Secret of Being Happy

One of the things I keep

learning is that the secret

of being happy is doing

things for other people.

~*~ Dick Gregory