Isn't love grand?

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about
our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said,'You are the
woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night
long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
raincoat,under it only the black bra,heels and mask over my eyes. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word but he started to tremble and we
had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,black
stockings,stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'